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Apple buys Ikea?

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This post is meant for entertainment only, no truth behind it, what so ever.

This might be the biggest news buzz of 2015.
Rumor states that Apple Inc has made an offer to buy 51% of Ikea AB, giving them total control of the entire company.
Apple with a $42.1 B revenue 2014 compared to Ikea with $37.9 B revenue 2014.
This offer is said to be one of the last legacy wishes of Apple founder Steve Jobs and so far, the Ikea founder, Ingvar Kamprad has not commented on the rumor.
According to the rumor, Apple wants to keep the Ikea furniture concept, but add in a new line of intelligent home electronics, for a smarter and more interactive home.
Speculations is already on the way, and the internet is posting images of Whirlpool ovens with the new iKea logo and the first model that are presented is iOven One, controllable from an app in your iPhone or other Apple product, including temperature and time settings, and of course, a touchscreen.
The oven is supposed to run iOS8 Basic, a new simplified branch of the current iOS 8. Of course, the oven comes fully loaded with 16GB memory for apps and wifi-connection. If the iOS Basic line will support standard Apps is still unclear, and some even talk about specially designed apps for “The-internet-of-things”.

At the moment we have not been able to get any confirmation from either Apple or iKea.

 

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Wifi vs Hifi

It all started with some audiophiles wanting to listen to music in better quality. HiFi (High Fidelity (who also happens to be the name of a great movie starring John Cusack and Jack Black)) is born. High Fidelity stands for a more powerful way to re-create the sounds from the recorded source, and to get it to sound as good as possible.

Wifi has nothing to do with sound, it is just a catchy phrase that the creators of Wifi came up with, to give it a name. A common misunderstanding is that the first two letters Wi is short for Wireless, but no one can explain what the Fi would stand for. So Hifi is powerful sound, and Wifi is a catchy phrase for wireless network technology.

Wife vs Wi-Fie

You probably know what a Wife is, but for those who might not know it; a Wife is a woman that you are married to (regardless if you are a man or a woman).

Wi-Fie is a Selfie (picture of yourself taken by you) with your wife.

Wi-Fie vs We-Fie

We-Fie is a popular term used for a group picture taken by one of the people in the picture, typically the one closest to the camera. Should not be mistaken for Wi-Fie (see above).

Wives vs Waves

Wives are a gathering of two or more married women. Normally this is nothing to be worried about, but sometimes Wives can cause waves (not to be mixed up by waves in the ocean, who are a completely natural phenomena) of thing to be done. For example vacation plans, redecoration of the home or garden, expansion of the walk-in closet, new furniture or something else that affects the everyday life.

A common thing that the natural occurred waves in the ocean and waves caused by wives are that it is best to just follow the flow. It is almost impossible to stop a wave and it is not recommended to try.

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Skynet becomes Selfie Aware

Please note, this article is meant for entertaining purposes only, and is far from the truth.

Alan Taylor, director of the latest addition in the Terminator family, Terminator Genisys that is scheduled to be released 1st July, 2015, states in an interview in the Post that he had to do this movie in order to correct a common misunderstanding.

In all the four previous movies, people think that the reason for Skynet’s attack and uprising war against humanity is due to Skynet becoming self-aware. This is completely wrong, according to Mr. Taylor. The reason for Skynet’s attack on humanity is because Skynet has become Selfie Aware, and decides to cleanse humanity of this terrible behavior.

Star actor Arnold Schwarzenegger, who returns for his fifth time as the killer robot Terminator, has not yet commented on this.

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